1970 PLYMOUTH DUSTER 340Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in
typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the
mornin' to ya". As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of
his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything...
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Thread: Irish Gas Station
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08-04-2007, 11:08 PM #1WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
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Irish Gas Station
R.I.P BOB BUDDY
Everyday driver...2010 EXPLORER
Weekend car....1970 DUSTER 340 Now with a 416 w/ EFI SIX PACK
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08-04-2007, 11:49 PM #2Speaks the Truth
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nice. tiger drives a buick though, DUH
"A turbo, exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger, air goes in, witchcraft happens and you go faster."
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08-05-2007, 01:21 AM #3have pot, will stir
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bwahahahahaha
ahhh nice 
do they sell buicks in Ireland?
Originally Posted by theavenger333
-Patrick
I r teh have da kewl now cuz of that ^^^^^^
"It's not a racecar if it drives to the track and goes home on a flatbed apparently"
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08-05-2007, 09:08 PM #4
i don't know why that's so funny...but it made me laugh
Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.
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