A redneck with 10 childeren decides he needs to take care of business and stop having childeren. When he goes to the doctor he is shocked to hear how much the operation costs. So he asks the doctor if there are any other options available. The doctor tells him where there is always the redneck vassectomy, you get a cherry bomb hold it in your right hand and count to ten. The man stunned says that sounds like something I'd be interested but hows it work? the doctors says it just does.
So he goes home and gets out a cherry bomb, holds it in his right hand, lights it and starts counting.... one.....two...three....four...five.... he then puts the cherry bomb between his legs to continue counting on the other hand....six....seven....eight BOOM
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06-19-2007, 12:25 PM #1have pot, will stir
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Redneck Vassectomy
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I r teh have da kewl now cuz of that ^^^^^^
"It's not a racecar if it drives to the track and goes home on a flatbed apparently"
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06-19-2007, 01:08 PM #2
old...but still funny
Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.
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06-19-2007, 01:42 PM #3Bob the Builder says:
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ghey. shouldnt you be out bracket racing?
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06-19-2007, 01:44 PM #4Geek Goddess.
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oh look..the over-judgemental *** thinks he's funny....
bitches love me cuz they know that i can rock.
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06-19-2007, 01:46 PM #5Administrator
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what's this about Originally Posted by Kerrie
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06-19-2007, 01:47 PM #6have pot, will stir
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at this point I just watch Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
but if you hear of one goin on tell me and I'm there
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I r teh have da kewl now cuz of that ^^^^^^
"It's not a racecar if it drives to the track and goes home on a flatbed apparently"
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06-19-2007, 01:49 PM #7Geek Goddess.
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Originally Posted by CrypticGTX
what's this about
he decided to degrade me in another thread...
for a situation that i'm trying to do what is best...
i have zero respect for a f a g who refuses to identify himself. he immaturely gets a thrill over saying things behind the mask of the internet.bitches love me cuz they know that i can rock.
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06-19-2007, 02:03 PM #8
kerrie its getting taken care of so dont worry about it
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06-19-2007, 02:06 PM #9Geek Goddess.
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thanks for letting me know.
i was about to open my can of whoop-ass like i do on the zx2 forums.
neuwave knows about this, lol.bitches love me cuz they know that i can rock.
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