Mowing And Beer

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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair,

drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged

that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the

cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses

and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and

then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

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hahah good one

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haha