Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........
taking off my clothes does it for me.
Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.
Give her a pirate. Cum in her eye, then when she stands up, kick her in the shin. She'll hop around on one leg covering her eye yelling "arghhhh!"
1997 Red GTP Coupe - Sold
2004 Nissan Maxima SL - Sold
2008 Pontiac G8 GT
-Spectre Intake
-Corsa Catback
-Diablosport Tune
-13.17@106
Give her the hoover!! while ur porking her doggystyle, reach around like your gonna grab her tits but knock her arms out from under her and smash her face into the carpet and push her around from behind bwhahahahahahahahahah
2012 Cruze ECO M6 - Crystal Red- Just a little more boost than stock!
2001 Camaro SS - Rallye Red - In process.
God its fun being a sick fukk LOL
2012 Cruze ECO M6 - Crystal Red- Just a little more boost than stock!
2001 Camaro SS - Rallye Red - In process.
BWAHAHAHHAHAA, i'm dieing cause I haven't heard half of these, haha
Cleveland steamer. That usually wakes them up.
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nothin beats a good ol fashioned houdini. spit on their back while bangin em doggie style and when they turn around blast your stuff in their face
Don't forget The Divot
A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.