Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........
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06-04-2007, 10:55 PM #1Brumbrabrabra!!
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How do you make your wife scream in the bedroom?
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06-04-2007, 11:09 PM #2300pnyGuest
Originally Posted by nismodave
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........
Wipe your vagina on the curtains.......
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06-04-2007, 11:16 PM #3Brumbrabrabra!!
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But youre the biggest pu$$y on BCM. Originally Posted by 300pny
Wipe your vagina on the curtains.......
Last edited by nismodave; 06-04-2007 at 11:18 PM.
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06-04-2007, 11:18 PM #4300pnyGuest Originally Posted by nismodave
But your the biggest pu$$y on BCM.
Not what I heard sweetheart ... and I laugh at my own jokes Im so funny!!!!Last edited by 300pny; 06-04-2007 at 11:20 PM. Reason: Cause I had to change something
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06-04-2007, 11:46 PM #5Danielle... times change.
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taking off my clothes does it for me.
Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.
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06-05-2007, 10:12 AM #6<------My co pilot
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Give her a hot karl
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06-05-2007, 10:46 AM #7
Give her a pirate. Cum in her eye, then when she stands up, kick her in the shin. She'll hop around on one leg covering her eye yelling "arghhhh!"
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06-05-2007, 12:54 PM #8Ol' School
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Give her the hoover!! while ur porking her doggystyle, reach around like your gonna grab her tits but knock her arms out from under her and smash her face into the carpet and push her around from behind bwhahahahahahahahahah
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06-05-2007, 12:58 PM #9Ol' School
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especially after butt sechs! Or in her hair too after that... that would be fun! Originally Posted by nismodave
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........2012 Cruze ECO M6 - Crystal Red- Just a little more boost than stock!
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06-05-2007, 01:00 PM #10I wanna go fast...
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LMAO at the pirate!!!
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06-05-2007, 01:03 PM #11Ol' School
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God its fun being a sick fukk LOL
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06-05-2007, 01:21 PM #12Piercer at the Shop Tattoo's
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spiderman ftw!
shoot it in your hand and spit on her back, when she turns around throw it in her face. but you have to yell spiderman Originally Posted by Want_Notch
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06-05-2007, 01:29 PM #13I wanna go fast...
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BWAHAHAHHAHAA, i'm dieing cause I haven't heard half of these, haha
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06-05-2007, 01:30 PM #14I am Kurt.
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Cleveland steamer. That usually wakes them up.
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06-05-2007, 01:38 PM #15
Well I am officially disgusted now.
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06-05-2007, 01:40 PM #16Ol' School
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Yeah right, your hoping some of these happen to you at some point BWAHAHAHAH j/k Originally Posted by black_ses
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06-05-2007, 02:09 PM #17RTCTTFMF
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now thats awesome Originally Posted by stowsea
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06-05-2007, 02:39 PM #18Bob the Builder says:
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nothin beats a good ol fashioned houdini. spit on their back while bangin em doggie style and when they turn around blast your stuff in their face
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06-05-2007, 03:05 PM #19WTF is that?? Originally Posted by Kurt
Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.
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06-05-2007, 03:16 PM #20Erect Member.
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A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.
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