Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."
So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?
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05-16-2007, 01:13 PM #1Resident Hornet guru
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05-16-2007, 01:38 PM #2I Dunno?
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hahaha! I hate that nasty *****!
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05-16-2007, 02:09 PM #3Slay them all...
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Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q_] Jeff
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05-16-2007, 02:17 PM #4
My gf is sooo gonna hear this joke.
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05-16-2007, 02:30 PM #5"SPECIAL K"
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" EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"
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05-16-2007, 02:56 PM #6Poop
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Good one
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05-16-2007, 03:04 PM #7Senior Member..now yer posting!
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Nice one!! SOOOOO glad that she is off the show!!!!
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05-16-2007, 06:06 PM #8Poop
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WAIT WAIT WAIT.........I'm going to assume you're not actually watching that lesbo garbage?!?!!? Originally Posted by redpony06
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05-16-2007, 09:39 PM #9RTCTTFMF
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lololololo nice
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05-16-2007, 09:53 PM #10garbage
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she got kicked off of the view? i never watch it but the site of that beefy lesbo makes me cringe
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05-17-2007, 06:18 AM #11Senior Member..now yer posting!
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I use to watch that show BEFORE she took over. I watched the first show of the season when she was on and i turned it off with in the first 15 of it. Made my stomach turn....... But now that she is gone I may start watching it again, but who knows maybe not....... Originally Posted by GRM-REPR
WAIT WAIT WAIT.........I'm going to assume you're not actually watching that lesbo garbage?!?!!?
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