The Sailor and the Nun

[Teufelhunden]

A sailor ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Shore Patrolmen ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a sailor?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the SP's ran off, the sailor crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The sailor added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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Oh Snap!!!