Hillbilly Vasectomy

**GRAMPS SS** · 04-25-2007, 11:24 AM

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they
could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin did not want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but was very expensive. "A less costly alternative," said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama )
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is
going to help me.

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count....

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Arkansas , Mississippi ,
Missouri , West Virginia and some parts of Texas .