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    Blind Man In A Bar

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
    voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five
    things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
    weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
    "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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    yes!!
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    MARO-MAN
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    Nice..

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    Very nice
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