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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    Best Living Will

    I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:




    chocolate
    Pizza
    chocolate
    ice cream

    Chocolate

    Glass of wine
    chocolate
    Margarita
    chocolate
    Martini
    Cold Beer
    chocolate
    Chicken fried steak
    cream gravy
    chocolate
    Mexican food
    chocolate
    French fries
    chocolate

    cup of tea
    Chocolate

    It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the "fat lady sing". . . and call it a day!
    R.I.P BOB BUDDY

    Everyday driver...2010 EXPLORER

    Weekend car....1970 DUSTER 340 Now with a 416 w/ EFI SIX PACK

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    "SPECIAL K" hrsp's Avatar
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    oooops read it wrong
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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    Piercer at the Shop Tattoo's stowsea's Avatar
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    im confused
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    There's porn on the internet?

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    RTCTTFMF 2SLOW's Avatar
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    lol

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    Muskie Hunter Silver03SRT's Avatar
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    ya im in the same boat

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    Piercer at the Shop Tattoo's stowsea's Avatar
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    wayne, do you have to be old to understand this?
    Quote Originally Posted by Want_Notch View Post
    There's porn on the internet?

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    The ***** loves chocolate.

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    "SPECIAL K" hrsp's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by badass88gt View Post
    The ***** loves chocolate.
    yup thats about it
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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