Polite Way To Pee

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During one of her daily classes a
teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the
following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date
having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that
you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I
have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying,
That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would
you say it?

Peter said, "I am sorry, but
I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back.

That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you
use your brain for once and show
Us your good manners?

I would say: Darling, may I please
be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner.

The teacher fainted.

[Cryptic]

[Korndogg]

lol!!!!! nice

[moels]

That is great!