She's My Kind Of Women

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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an
>>examination,
>> sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and
>>you'd best
>> put your affairs in order.
>>
>> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
>>walk
>> into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
>>
>> "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and
>>we
>> celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things
>>aren't well.
>> I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
>>
>> After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
>> somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
>>eventually
>> approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were
>>curious as to
>> what the two were celebrating.
>>
>> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
>>impending
>> end "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the
>>woman
>> their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis.
>>
>> After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
>> whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of
>>cancer, and
>> you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
>>
>> The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping
>>with your dad.

[Brandon W.]

oh hell no!!! +1 to you.

[Cutlass Queen]

Nice Wayne! Hahahaahahah

[Z28Envy]

Good one!

[Poncho]

lolololol

[hrsp]

scandalous girls....i love it

[Cryptic]

good one!