So two guy walk into a bar. They start drinking, get pretty messed up and one guy ends up puking on himself.
Guy 1-"Man, my wife is gunna kill me, I puked on myself again"
Guy 2-"No, no, no. Heres what you do. Take a $20 bill. Stick it in your coat pocket and tell her some other guy puked on you and gave you money to get it cleaned."
Guy 1 figures what the heck. So they go back it and keep drinking. He goes home and just starts getting bitched at for this and that and then she says how he puked on himself again.
Guy 1- "No, you got it all wrong, I only had a few drinks. The guy next to me puked on me and gave me $20 to get it cleaned."
Wife- "But thats $40"
Guy 1-"Oh yeah, he crapped my pants too."
Results 1 to 3 of 3
Thread: fooling the wife
-
03-29-2007, 06:10 PM #1BCM's Yooper
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Location
- Marquette, MI-NMU
- Posts
- 933
fooling the wife
cruiser-70 challenger- 452 low deck
beater-93 Dakota 4x4-360 magnum-14.88@90
sled- 04 Pro-X2 600-Mostly stock for now
-
03-29-2007, 06:46 PM #2<------My co pilot
- Join Date
- Jul 2003
- Posts
- 3,840
+1
-
03-30-2007, 01:01 AM #3RTCTTFMF
- Join Date
- May 2006
- Location
- On your bumper
- Posts
- 1,176
lololoollool nice! +1
Reply With Quote