Woman in a Coma

[zerepdivad]

Seen this on another board.......


A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
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[Flicktitty]

lmao Nice!

[flyin_blue_egg]

damn...nice

[88Nightmare]

if a guy goes into a coma, and he has a really hot wife, how long does he have to be in that coma before claiming dibs on his hot wife? whats the rules on that?

[Poncho]

have to wait till everyone gets outside.

[2SLOW]

Nice lol!!