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    $80

    A man comes into a little village, walks into a hotel and asks the man behind the counter:

    "Eh, do you have hookers in that village?"

    The barkeeper replies:

    "No, we only have Jim!"

    The man is slightly irritated but replys:

    "Whatever! I'm really horny and I just need it...how much?"

    "Well, it's 80 bucks!"

    "Okay, 80 bucks. And what's the prcedure...I give Jim the 80 bucks and then I bonk him?"

    "No, you'll have to give 40 bucks to the mayor as he doesn't really like it...and it's his village. He'll be satisfied and won't say anything!"

    "Okay, so I give Jim the 40 bucks and then..."

    "No, I'll get 20 bucks as this is my hotel and I don't really like it, too!"

    "Okay, so it's 40 bucks for the mayor, 20 bucks for you and 20 bucks for Jim, right?"

    "Erm, no...the last 20 bucks will go to Marc and Steven for holding Jim down...because he doesn't really like it!!!"
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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    ewwwwwwww
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    Danielle... times change. Poncho's Avatar
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    sick flick, sick. -1
    Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JudgeThis View Post
    sick flick, sick. -1
    Meh, i'll stick to having wayne post jokes....
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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    ^ Waynes joke book is a bit better, and a bit more, heterosexual
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