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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    Chinese Sick Day

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house".

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    lmao
    oh man ..............
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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    good f*****g one wayne
    Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.

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    Danielle... times change. Poncho's Avatar
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    lolz. .
    Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.

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