1970 PLYMOUTH DUSTER 340An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar
robbing her home of its valuables and she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!
("Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven"). The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called
the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man
to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All
the old lady did was yell a Scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the
burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
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03-11-2007, 05:28 PM #1WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST
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lol, thats a good one.
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03-13-2007, 10:17 PM #3
damn wayne you keep me laughing
Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.
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