>BILL AND HILLARY
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>Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row,
>with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
>One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
>Bill.
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>At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
>agent, and shakes his head.
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>The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
>the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
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>Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
>fans would love it!
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>Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."
> With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her
>pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
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>She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You
>@#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
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>The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
>hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
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>Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
>agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
>everyone would enjoy that!"
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>Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
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>The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out
>the first "Pitch".
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03-07-2007, 09:46 AM #1You lookin at ma ballz
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Bill And Hillary
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03-07-2007, 10:25 AM #2Collecting parts!
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AHHHHHH that is great........I love jokes like that
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03-07-2007, 12:56 PM #3You lookin at ma ballz
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me too....lolol
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03-07-2007, 06:49 PM #4BCM's Yooper
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thats good stuff
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03-07-2007, 07:26 PM #5Brumbrabrabra!!
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Bwaaahahahaha!!!!
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03-07-2007, 07:31 PM #6Ol' School
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Another good one. That's fits the Clinton's well too.
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03-07-2007, 08:44 PM #7Danielle... times change.
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Bill for the win.
Well, at the very least, I have an interesting back story.
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03-07-2007, 11:12 PM #8"SPECIAL K"
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ahh the good ol days of president clinton
" EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"
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03-08-2007, 09:19 AM #9
ha what a dumbass....that sounds like something he would really do
Chicago is what you would get if Milwaukee had sex with it's sister. Said by a co-worker of mine arguing w/ somebody on how Milwaukee is better then Chicago.
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