Got To Love Arkansas

[CPonyGo]

GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS



> A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to

>his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.



> How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

>

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?

There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.



> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in

>Arkansas to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high

>schools.



>What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........

>Documentaries.

>

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says

to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"



> Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

>

The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert'

near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.



> A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets

>divorced,they are STILL cousins.



> A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The

>bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are

ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist,"said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us."

[wikked]

Careful... they might send 'the boys' after you </top gear>

[CPonyGo]

Jeff- I am keeping an eye out...lolol

[70challenger452]

that last one was great

[moels]

Those were good Andy! haha