Calories and sex

[CPonyGo]

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!
REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent
12 Calories
Without her consent
2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
8 Calories
With one hand
12 Calories
With your teeth
485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
6 Calories
Without an erection
3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary
12 Calories
69 lying down
78 Calories
69 standing up
812 Calories
Wheelbarrow
216 Calories
Doggy Style
326 Calories
Italian chandelier
2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real
112 Calories
Fake
1,315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
18 Calories
Getting up immediately
36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:
20-29 years
36 Calories
30-39 years
80 Calories
40-49 years
124 Calories
50-59 years
1,972 Calories
60-69 years
7,916 Calories
70 and over
Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..
32 Calories
In a hurry
98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door
5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door
13,521 Calories

Results may vary!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this,
69 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you're on the computer!!!

[Yooformula]

hahahahahahahahahahah how many calories burned when the condom breaks?

[CPonyGo]

LOLOLOL-not enough numbers for that....