2009 PONTIAC G8The other night Mary was invited out for a night with "the girls." Mary told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!". As the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, Mary headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.
Mary was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. "Whew! Got away with that one!" she thought. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. SH1T ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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Thread: Girls Night Out
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03-01-2007, 12:59 PM #1
Girls Night Out
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03-01-2007, 01:05 PM #2meh
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LMAO hahhaahahha busted! lol
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03-01-2007, 01:22 PM #3Muskie Hunter
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I heard that with it being a night out with the guys but still funny.
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03-01-2007, 01:28 PM #4Ol' School
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Haha personal story? Your wife's name is Mary
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03-02-2007, 12:08 PM #5Yep, you know it. Originally Posted by WilliamZ
Haha personal story? Your wife's name is Mary
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