Wisconsin Cow

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> > > The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
> > >people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Antigo,
> > >Wisconsin, for $200.00.
> > >
> > > They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It
>produced
> > >lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very
>happy.
> > >
> > > They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more
>cows
> > >like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again.
> > >
> > > They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
> > >
> > > However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
>away.
> > >No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the
> > >bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
> > >
> > > The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very
>wise,
> > >what to do.
> > >
> > > They told the Vet what was happening.
> > >
> > > "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
> > >from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front,
> > >she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to the other
> > >side."
> > >
> > > The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow
> > >in Wisconsin?"
> > >
> > > The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
> > >bought the cow.
> > >
> > > "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
> > >in Wisconsin?"
> > >
> > > The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from
>Wisconsin."
>

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haha

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wisconsin has fat people ...hahaha

[PureSound15]

Dear God thats so true. Kelly and I were maybe 2 skinny people out of 1000 people at the Kalahari in the Dells today.

Good joke