Some Q & A

[Silver03SRT]

Q: Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A: The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You already told her twice.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Easy you F&^% her.

Q: Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy?
A: He couldn't bear saying "Come Spot".

Q: Why do they call it P.M.S.???
A: Because the term "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

Q: How do you know when you're on a great first date?
A: You ask her to dance and she gets up on the table.

Q: What is the difference between a redneck divorce and a tornado?
A: Nothing. You're gonna lose the trailer either way!

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetary

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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some of them are good..but reposted x453

[Silver03SRT]

I figured most of them would be.