Where are all the Americans?

[Korndogg]

>>>A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
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>>>He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says.....
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>>>Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
>>>housing, food stamps, FREE medical care and free education!"
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>>>The passer-by says....
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>>>"You are mistaken, I am Mexican"
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>>>The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
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>>>"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!"
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>>>The person says.... "I no American, I Vietnamese
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>>>The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
>>>shakes his hand and says..... Thank you for the wonderful America!"
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>>>That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am Not
>>>an American!"
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>>>He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you an American?"
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>>>She says, "No, I am from Russia!"
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>>>Puzzled he asks her......
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>>>"Where are all the Americans?"
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>>>The Russian lady checks her watch and says....
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>>>"Probably at work!"

[hrsp]

hahaha true....

[Flicktitty]

hahahahaha Nice!

[lasttimearound]

so true its sad