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    You are what you drive!

    Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
    Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
    Acura NSX - I am impotent
    Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
    Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
    Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
    Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
    Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
    Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
    Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
    Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
    Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
    Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
    Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
    Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
    Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
    Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
    Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
    Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
    Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
    Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
    Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
    Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
    Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
    Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
    Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
    Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
    Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
    Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
    Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
    Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
    Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
    MGB - I am dating a mechanic
    Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
    Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
    Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
    Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
    Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
    Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
    Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
    Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
    Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too liberal
    Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
    Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than
    Isuzu
    Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
    Volkswagen Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
    Volkswagen Microbus - I am tripping right now
    Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
    Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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    Carry On ! Holeshot's Avatar
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    Damn I don't see a GTO in that list. I must be my Avatar then.

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    Fact or Crap? Al's Avatar
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    What! No Daewoo or Hyundai!?!


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