Title This One Yourselves

[GRAMPS SS]

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
>surgeries they had performed.
>
>One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite
case, a
>concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them,
and 8
>months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
>
>The second surgeon said. "That's Nothing. A young man lost an arm and
both
>legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
>goldmedal
>in track and field events in the Olympics.
>
>The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
woman
>was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
train
>traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's
>blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and
now
>she's a senator from New York.
>

[Cleveland Dave]

hahaha nice

[SSDude]

Call it the truth

[Flicktitty]

LMAO! nice!!!