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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    5 Really Important Questions

    This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really
    Important Questions:

    Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here".

    Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

    Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q4. WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
    Take your house and car with them.

    Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

    Now, you know everything you need to k

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    Pretty sure we knew that 10 years ago.
    Owner of Sunset Self Storage LLC. LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED STORAGE. 24/7 access. No Contract length. Self Storage/Portable Storage/Vehicle Transport
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRO_SHOW_SS View Post

    Q4. WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
    Take your house and car with them.
    Quote Originally Posted by 88Nightmare
    its always winter on bcm!

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