PACKERS FANS ---YA GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

We Green Bay Packers fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Chicago fan
we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious orange & black "C"
on their coats. We would swerve our cars as if to hit them, and then
swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest walking.

I thought I would do a good deed, so I pulled over and asked the
priest,
"Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down
the road. Suddenly, I saw a Bears fan with his "C" coat, walking down
the road.

I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back
into the road just in time.

Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a
loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but
didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest, and turned to the
priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Chicago fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."