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  1. 01-19-2007, 07:34 PM #1
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    Redneck Pick Up Lines

    Redneck Pick-Up Lines

    1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    and.... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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  2. 01-19-2007, 07:57 PM #2
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    +1
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  3. 01-19-2007, 07:58 PM #3
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    sad thing is Flick titty nick has used 6 of these lines.
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  4. 01-19-2007, 08:27 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandon W. View Post
    sad thing is Flick titty nick has used 6 of these lines.

    OMG hahahahahhah owned!
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  5. 01-19-2007, 08:32 PM #5
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    http://flicktittynick.justgotowned.com ?

    sorry, I love that site!
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    All democrats like to work on wood, zing!
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  6. 01-19-2007, 08:38 PM #6
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    That site is friggin funny as hell. Props to the person that made it!!
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  7. 01-20-2007, 12:44 AM #7
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    You As$hole Brandon! don't forget big homie i got ur number same goes for you 88Nitemare hmmmm craigslist might have a add for a 1997 Chevy Corvette for 100 bucks with your name and phone number lol
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    its always winter on bcm!
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  8. 01-20-2007, 03:23 AM #8
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    hey how did you get my number? eh, either way, im over it, specially im not the one that just got owned! lol. walk it off tough guy, rub some dirt in it you'll be fine
    Quote Originally Posted by pOrk View Post
    All democrats like to work on wood, zing!
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  9. 01-20-2007, 03:32 AM #9
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    remember you pm'd me the number when you were thinkin of gettin my go cart lol.......

    i'm just messing with ya guy's
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    its always winter on bcm!
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  10. 01-21-2007, 02:21 PM #10
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    repost:
    http://www.brewcitymuscle.com/forum/...ad.php?t=18293
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  11. 01-21-2007, 03:47 PM #11
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    what about this one
    hey at least yer not my sister

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  12. 01-21-2007, 04:08 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonic blue roush View Post
    what about this one
    hey at least yer not my sister
    Did that work for you?
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  13. 01-21-2007, 04:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by jer View Post
    repost:
    http://www.brewcitymuscle.com/forum/...ad.php?t=18293
    sorry about that...didn't relize i reposted....but it's funny again....
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