Jeff Foxworthy On Wisconsin

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Subject: Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
by, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of "head
cheese", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
Wisconsin.

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in
Wisconsin.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Wisconsin.

If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie, Manitowoc, and
Lac du Flambeau, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway, you might live in Wisconsin.

If "vacation" means going up north past Hwy. 8 for the weekend, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day, and back
again, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your whole family wears Packer green to church on Sunday, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you can drive 65 m.p.h. through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings and funerals), you might live in Wisconsin.

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows
how to use them, you might live in Wisconsin.

If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet
Farm at any given time, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you refer to the Packers as "we", you might live in Wisconsin.

If you consider Minneapolis exotic, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you know how to polka, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce, you might live in Wisconsin.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you
might live in Wisconsin.

If you go out for a fish fry every Friday, you might live in Wisconsin.

If your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost, you might
live in Wisconsin.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live
in Wisconsin.

If you find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly", you might live in
Wisconsin.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Wisconsin friends, you might live in Wisconsin.

[pOrk]

Too true some of those

[Flicktitty]

good stuff! true for the most part too.

[hrsp]

hell yeah alot of em are true...and funny

[stowsea]

awesome but wtf is highway 8?

[2SLOW]

that is great sadly i knew most of them.

[badass88gt]

awesome but wtf is highway 8?

Thats up by Tomahawk.

Its scary how true some of those are, especially for us hicks up here, well away from the big city lights of Milwaukee!

[Silver03SRT]

Thats up by Tomahawk.

Its scary how true some of those are, especially for us hicks up here, well away from the big city lights of Milwaukee!

Yup. I actually go up to Park Falls a lot. A lot of those are true too.