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    WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST GRAMPS SS's Avatar
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    No Sex Since 1957

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at
    >> > a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
    >> > There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic
    >> > ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
    >> > Sergeant Major for conversation.
    >> >
    >> > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a
    >> > very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
    >> >
    >> > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
    >> >
    >> > "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
    >> > and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of
    >> > action."
    >> >
    >> > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
    >> >
    >> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
    >> > conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
    >> > a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
    >> >
    >> > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
    >> > manner.
    >> >
    >> > Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
    >> > don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
    >> > time you had sex?"
    >> >
    >> > "1957, ma'am."
    >> >
    >> > "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out
    >> > and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no
    >> > sex since 1957! She took his hand and led him to a
    >> > private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
    >> > several times.
    >> >
    >> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against
    >> > his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't
    >> > forget much since 1957!"
    >> >
    >> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
    >> > his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only
    >> > 2145 now."
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > Don't you just love military time!?

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    "SPECIAL K" hrsp's Avatar
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    good but kinda old....
    " EVERYBODY HAS A PLAN...UNTIL THEY GET HIT!!!!!!!"

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    lol good one!
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    lol. thats good!

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    Bob the Builder says: 88Nightmare's Avatar
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    an oldie but definitely still a good one
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