Black Robbers....true Story

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BLACK ROBBERS - True Story
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> By far the best email I've read so far....For anyone who didn't
> see
> David Letterman's take on this: (And it's a true story...)
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> On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of
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> quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner
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> with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to
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> stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to
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> eat," she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the
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> elevator.
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> As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already
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> aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an
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> intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: These two
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> are going to rob me.
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> Her next thought was: Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice
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> gentlemen. But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized
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> her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered
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> and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind but Gosh, they had to
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> know what she was thinking!!! Her hesitation about joining them in the
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> elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't
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> just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one
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> foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on
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> the elevator.
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> Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator
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> doors as they closed. A second passed, and the another second, and
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> then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic
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> consumed her. My God, she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed!
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> Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore.
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> Then one of the men said, "Hit the floor!."
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> Instinct tol d her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters
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> flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator
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> floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. Take my money and spare
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> me, she prayed. More seconds passed.
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> She heard one of the men say politely, "Ma'am, if you'll just tell us
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> what floor you're going to, we'll push the button." The one who said
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> it had a little trouble getting the words out.
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> He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her
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> head and looked up at the two men.
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> They reached down to help her up.
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> Confused, she struggled to her feet. "When I told my friend here to
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> hit the floor," said the average sized one,
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> "I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I
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> didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am." He spoke genially. He
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> bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.
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> The woman thought: My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself.
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> She was humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but
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> words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable
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> gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you? She
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> didn't know what to say. The three of them gathered up the strewn
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> quarters and refilled her bucket.
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> When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking
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> her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they
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> were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they
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> bid her a good evening. As she slipped into her room she could hear
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> them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator.
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> The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went
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> downstairs for dinner with her husband.
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> The next morning flowers were delivered to her room - a dozen roses.
> Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill. The card
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> said: "Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years."
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> It was signed;
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> Eddie Murphy
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> Michael Jordan

[wikked]

You've been snopes'd!
http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/hitfloor.asp

Can't say I've heard it before though

[moels]

I've seen that one before, but I think it had two different colored gentlemen in it. Good one though.

[Teufelhunden]

I've seen that one before, but I think it had two different colored gentlemen in it. Good one though.

"Colored" Do you really talk like that?

[wikked]

LoL I think it's more offensive to say colored than black nowadays.

[pOrk]

Any email that says THIS IS TRUE goes right to the trash bin in my inbox

[hrsp]

thats some funny shat

[moels]

"Colored" Do you really talk like that?

Just trying to be PC is all. lol

Next time I'll call them the blackety black guys. How's that.

[Yooformula]

Any email that says THIS IS TRUE goes right to the trash bin in my inbox

Hells yeah!

[SouthSide1]

nice goes to show how stereo typed they are

[wikked]

Any email that says THIS IS TRUE goes right to the trash bin in my inbox

haha, so effin true.