Scrambled Eggs

**GRAMPS SS** · 01-12-2007, 01:10 PM

SCRAMBLED EGGS
>
> A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family
> lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
> "Not yet," said the little boy.
>
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens,
> and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
> kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a
> bowl of dry cereal.
>
> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
> have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
> "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
> don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
> don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the
> cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
>
> Just then,! his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
> the cat halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:
> "Are you going to tell him, or should I?