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This is fun. :)
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You: Ummm. Uh... Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: You're a quick one.
Stranger: hehe
You: I think there are drugs that can help that.
Stranger: help what
Stranger: drugs? are you kiding ?
You: Being too quick. You can also think about baseball. Especially bad baseball.
Stranger: frankly speaking, i am not that what you said
You: Frankly. You have testimonials?
Stranger: none
You: Damn. I always get them to put it down in writing. It's all about networking.
Stranger: why do you mention it
Stranger: you mean you are a teacher?
You: Just saying. I barely finished typing "Hi" and you responded. You're quite the "Johnny on the Spot"
You: I got skills.
Stranger: I think it is very common for that.
You: Really? I'm just doing this for a car forum I belong to. They said it was entertaining. Is it?
Stranger: Exactly, it is not only for entertainment,but also for personal mental promblems.
You: Really? I make a practice of making my mental problems public. It's unfortunate and has gotten quite costly.
Stranger: Here, I mention the mental promblems only refer to everybody'sloneliness.
You: I got you though man. I got you. Wanna grab a triple venti vanilla soy 140' chai" visualize a venti cup with five pumps of vanilla, five of chai, three shots, hot water, and soy at 140'
Stranger: quite right
Stranger: I have to eat something
Stranger: bye
You: :) Hava good night.
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Sorry. I can't give you the full transcripts as Chenjija nd I must keep a few things private. Announcements will be made later.
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You: This place is amazing.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I agree with you
Stranger: haha,Where are you from?
You: I'm not sure about that.
Stranger: ?Why?
You: WI. You?
You: I can't believe how slow people can be.
Stranger: You should answer my question first
You: WI = Wisconsin
Stranger: I have not heard of this place is in the U.S.?
You: Ummm. Yes. So where are U??
Stranger: You guess?
Stranger: Do you have MSN?
You: You are a 14 yr old school girl from Russia who will do ANYTHING to come to America.
Stranger: NO,
Stranger: I'm 19
Stranger: A Freshmen
Stranger: and you?
You: Funny. And I'm 26 with a washbaord stomache and 32 inch biceps. Angolina Jolie speaks very highly of me. :)
Stranger: Ah?
You: You type very good English.
Stranger: haha,thanks
You: For a Russian.
You: And a freshman.
Stranger: NONONO
Stranger: You are wrong
You: Not a Russian or not a Freshman.
Stranger: haha,I'm a chinese girl and a Freshman.
You: Damn. I knew it.
Stranger: haha,What is your profession?
Stranger: ?
You: I'm a computer guy. But I love cars. You don't drive one of those Smart cars do you? You drive genuine Chinese muscle don't you? Say Yes.
Stranger: haha,I do not have cars, I am a student in China, students are rarely drive.
Stranger: It is now your home during the day or night?
You: Night. Jay Leno is into his monolog. So it's day there. Shouldn't you be in school?
Stranger: yes,I'm in school,We are live in school
Stranger: and now,I have Internet in my quarters
You: Hey!!! Well "Hi" everybody!!
Stranger: Why?
You: Sorry. Thought I was in class with you. :)
Stranger: I just feel that this site very interesting
Stranger: really?
You: You said we were "Live" in school. Thought maybe I was the class project. :)
Stranger: aha,There is a gap between us
Stranger: sorry,What I mean is that I live in student hostels
You: Yup. About 12 thousand miles. What are you doing for lunch.
You: Been there. They call it dorms here.
Stranger: oh,yes ,I have a poor English
Stranger: DId you have you lunch?
Stranger: DId you have your lunch?
You: Ha!!!! Poor English. Right. Ask me how to say "Hello" in Chinese. I won't go there.
You: Yes. Turkey on Wheat with a stawberry yogurt. You?
Stranger: some Chinese food, rice, fried tomatoes, and others.
You: 這是樂趣。 真正地。
Stranger: 什么意思/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: You are Chinese?
You: Nope. Haven't got a clue. I found a translater online.
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LOL!!!! this is great.....
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Stranger: youren
You: urin
Stranger: a
You: vagina
Stranger: who
You: was
Stranger: 逼?
Stranger: 作爱?
You: chicken fry rice
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god damnit, now i cant stop
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Stranger: 哪里人
You: yes
You: 4 actually
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ok last one
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You: have we met before?
You: i think we may have talked already
Stranger: maybe
You: thats what the last person said
You: are you the last person?
Stranger: no
You: good, she was a real bitch
Stranger: why
You: just going on and on about how China is so much better than the US
You: its like hey, im not here to compare our countries
Stranger: do u hate china
You: no
You: im down with china
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Men talking to each other in a private chat room = :sgay
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this is friggin great....now i know how to waste time :)