Originally Posted by
Cjburn
Greatest line of all time. Long time ago, a group of guys took their girlfriends up to Lake Delton for a week of fun. Chad was dating a ***** named BreAnn at the time, BreAnn was a health freak, Chad however was not too big into eating healthy and excersizing (he wasn't fat though). One afternoon while we're all watching TV in the cabin, BreAnn was in the kitchen doing the dishes. Chad asks her to grab him a soda...
BreAnn, "NO, you don't need a soda."
Chad; "I know, I just want one."
BreAnn; "I'll get you some juice, do you want apple or grape."
Chad; "I don't want juice, I want a F UCKING SODA!"
BreAnn; "You don't need a soda, it's not good for you."
Chad; "For christ sake, I'll just get the damned soda myself."
BreAnn; "You don't need one, you're getting FAT!"
Chad, without skipping a beat, looking straight at her; "Yeah, and you F UCK like a dead animal, now get me a soda."
BreAnn ran into the bedroom and started crying. Chad got up and asked if anyone wanted a soda, he went to kitchen grabbed himself a soda, as he sat down he said "B ITCH" loud enough for here to hear it in the bedroom. Absolutely one of the funniest exchanges I've ever seen. I don't advocate being mean to a girlfriend, but this girl was a cunt, and absolutely deserved it. Chad wasn't heavy, and still isn't. This girl was a pretentious self absorbed b itch and no one can stand her to this day.