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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice!"
Good one, gave me a good chuckle before leaving for work.
:rolf :rolf :thumbsup
ahahahaha....
I love jokes that involve my religion
Drinking or Mormonism?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Myles
lol, both.Quote:
Originally Posted by shoooo32
Kind of a huge shit talker for a Mormon. I thought you guys were all straight edge uber christian like...:goof
Most of em are, im the one holds the beliefs and such, just the whole morality thing i kinda have problems keeping up with. That and the drinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by shoooo32
lol
since I can't create a thread of my own for this and I find it worth sharing... I'm bumping this thread with it.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14135523
Read the title, then read the story, then read the title again. It doesn't stop being funny.