Nice Date

An ugly man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man.
"You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on
top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... Never found the head."

hahahahhahahahahhahaha sick shit

i think i just vomited a little bit in my mouth. lol funny still.

Buwahahahahhhahhaahahahaa:rolf:rolf:rolf

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