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No Sex Since 1957
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at
>> > a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
>> > There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic
>> > ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
>> > Sergeant Major for conversation.
>> >
>> > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a
>> > very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
>> >
>> > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>> >
>> > "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
>> > and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of
>> > action."
>> >
>> > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>> >
>> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
>> > conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
>> > a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>> >
>> > The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
>> > manner.
>> >
>> > Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
>> > don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
>> > time you had sex?"
>> >
>> > "1957, ma'am."
>> >
>> > "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out
>> > and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no
>> > sex since 1957! She took his hand and led him to a
>> > private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
>> > several times.
>> >
>> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against
>> > his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't
>> > forget much since 1957!"
>> >
>> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
>> > his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only
>> > 2145 now."
>> >
>> >
>> > Don't you just love military time!?
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an oldie but definitely still a good one :D
