Short Sunburn Joke

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and the severe pain he was in, the
doctor prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, says, "What good will Viagra do for
him, Doctor?

The Doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."