2 90 Year Old Men

>> Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe have been friends all their lives.
> When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day
Moe says, "
> Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league
ball together
> for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven,
somehow you
> must let me know if there's baseball there."
>
>
> Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed," Moe, you've been my best
friend for many
> years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.
>
>
> Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights
> later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of
white light and a
> voice calling out to him,
>
> "Moe--Moe."
>
> "Who is it?" asks Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
>
> "Moe--it's me, Joe."
>
> "You're not Joe. Joe just died."
>
> "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
>
> "Joe! Where are you?"
>
> "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little
bad news."
>
> "Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
>
> "The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven.
Better yet, all of
> our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than that,
we're all young
> again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or
snows. And best of all,
> we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired."
>
> "That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So
what's the bad news?"
>
> "You're pitching Tuesday!

lmao, curve ball

hahahaha i thought he was gonna say your not playing with us ata ll...either way good punch line

hahahaha!!!!