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Harley-Davidson vs Woman
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "I wanna hang out with
God."
So, St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Hey man, you're the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle!"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
God said, "Well, I've always wanted to know what was the big deal about
inventing something that's unstable, makes a lot of noise, creates
pollution, and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was a bit flummoxed, but said, "Excuse me, but aren't YOU the
inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ahhhh, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, I'd like to point
out that you have some major design flaws in YOUR invention. For
instance...
1 . There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft, and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. And the maintenance costs are "waaaay outta' sight."
God said, "Hmmmmm, you may have some good points, but hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God began to read....
"It may very well be true that woman is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours." :thumbsup
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The inventions of God and Arthur both have leakage issues.
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